Pollution Poker Gifts

Uncle Sam argues about pollution with China.

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

Deforestation.

The Environmentalist

Dogs and their thoughts

Little league world series of poker.

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

"What if he's bluffing? What if he's not? What if the room just gets too hot?"

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

'How about a game of cards?'

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

"Okay, I'll renew your contract and raise you five sick days."

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

"Stag poker"

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

'Have you done something to your air? You look different?'

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

Dogs Playing Poker in the Park

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

Fish want out of polluted river.

'I'll see your diuretic and raise you three anti-depressants.'

Playing cards.

Before Dogs Knew How To Play Poker,

'I'll raise you, Lazarus...'

Wembley Concert - Stop Global Warming

"I'll see your Sirloin and raise you a New York Strip."