Pollution Escapee Gifts

"I'm not a guru. I just came up here to get away from fumes of pollution deregulation."

Deforestation.

The Environmentalist

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

"You can tell it's a period drama because they're not wearing ozone helmets."

'Have you done something to your air? You look different?'

Fish want out of polluted river.

Ecology

Wembley Concert - Stop Global Warming

Oil Spill in the Gulf of Mexico

Sea Change.

"Well, you know what they say —'The water's always bluer on the other side of the trash fence.'"

'You wouldn't know what to do with me.'

Sustainability

Fish Farm - 'Oh no! It's a skool of our poos!'

'Do you have to be so melodramatic?'

'But we spend all our money creating toxic waste. We were hoping someone else would figure out how to detoxify it.'

Do you have air pollution problems?

Elephant seeking fresh air

"It's a survival instinct...they know there's an underwater pipe pumping out untreated effluent somewhere around here."

Marine Pollution

Pollution.

Closing down.

"I took the road less traveled. Now I have no bars."

Life is simpler in the sticks.

'Is your verdict unanimous?'

"Nope. No fish."

OH NO - Here come the wet-wipes..!!!

Wind Energy

"Keep in mind that it was put there by the sharks."

'A toxic waste dump? Great idea! I've been wondering how to spruce up the swamp.'