Pollen Avoider Gifts

"I can't go on, old man - it's my damned hay fever again..."

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

"But you told me you were on gardening leave, so why can't you come and help me in the garden?"

How to deal with weeds

'Those showy blooms are very susceptible to pests.'

'Oh boy, the pollen count is going up.'

Honeycomb

Tred carefully mill.

'Granted, it's classified as a weed around here, but you have to agree its pollen is delicious...'

'Unfortunately, Mr.Beckons, your son Dean is very allergic to grass. . .'

"Here's Pollen!"

'I love the smell of spring!'

Bees voting at a Pollen Station.

'Hell for Bees.'

"Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, pollen to pollen, mold to mold..." "He was allergic to everything."

"Don't just pin this on me. You didn't want to kill the spider either."

"Not pollenaise again?"

'Will you watch out! You're swarming in my way!'

"Working late, my foot! You reek of pollen!"

'That's the worst hay fever I've ever seen.'

Woman afraid of a computer mouse.

"If we go vegan, can we eat pollen, but not nectar or vice versa or both or neither?"

"How were the first few sips?"

Sniff

I've had allergies all my life. How about you, Randy? Never, little buddy. HOJ. A speck of pollen once tried to enter my left nostril but was swiftly humbled by my natural defenses. I come from a long line of Randies who were gifted with nose hairs that have the tensile strength of iron and the stopping-power of barbed wire. Word quickly spread from pollen to pollen, and now they never even dare. If Obamacare covers nose-hair transplants, would you be willing ... ?

Allergy Clinic: Summertime and the Living is Wheezy.

Magnified Hay Fever Pollen.

"Don't mess with me, man - I'll make you sneeze your head clean off."

'The test-results are back... I'm afraid it's quite serious: You're allergic to pollen...'

Help the Insects!

"You know those stories about the pesticides affecting the bees and other insects, well there may be some truth in them!"

Insecticide killing bees.

Edith was always allergic to flowers.

"Fresh pollen?"