Politics Weary Pillows

"No, I wasn't reading more crap on Trump ... I'm on a coffee break."

Flags

Can't Vote/Why Vote?

"For an extra charge, your flight can come with angst and insecurity."

"Is it possible to put in in a coma until after the election?"

"Everyone is so cynical these days."

'I understand yours is a highly coveted position in this company.'

'We'd just like to get away from partisan politics for a while...'

"No arms deliveries!" "Arms deliveries!" "No arms deliveries!" "Arms deliveries!"

A sunny afternoon at the old politician's home.

"I. . . hate . . . bath day."

Excess Baggage: Anyone who thinks business travel is glamorous should have a talk with a business traveler.

Last Copter Ride

"The only way you'll get fired is if you don't spend your budget."

Uncle Sam inside a Ukrainian brain.

"It's new. We call it the Thatcher Look."

"I hate travel."

"If I were you I'd talk to him again later after he's had his nap."

"Dad what's Brexit?"

Obama To Hillary: THIS Is How You're Supposed To Sell Out

"Welcome to hell. The only thing you're allowed to watch down here is politics."

"Actually, I'm not afraid of dying. I'm afraid of living in a world of Trump and Putin!"

Winter Surrender

"Our perks and massively generous pensions don't sit comfortably with my conscience...sacrifices will have to be made!"

They'll make me a chairman on the understanding I don't set foot in the place again.

Bye bye Boris

"I thank everyone who did not re-elect me because now I can finally get out of here, make my childhood dream come true and become an engineer!"

Who Can Tell the Difference?

'How does this work? I've recently retired from Congress and am not quite sure how to pay for things with my own money.'

"Anywhere. . anywhere where they are talking about Brexit."

'When I'm at the office, I have to pretend I'm gay, just to fit in.'

"I started out in scheming but wheedled my way up to backstabbing."

THE PLAYBOY CHANNEL. 'I have to get my mind off politics somehow!'

"What do you think, dolly?"

"Can you make my vision a little worse? I don't like what I see in the world today."