Politically Weary Pillows

"Welcome to hell. The only thing you're allowed to watch down here is politics."

Flags

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

Autocensure

"For an extra charge, your flight can come with angst and insecurity."

"You go on ahead. I'm going to hang out here for the next few months until everyone stops saying the word 'caucus.'"

"Is it possible to put in in a coma until after the election?"

"Everyone is so cynical these days."

"This machine isn't killing fascists."

"No arms deliveries!" "Arms deliveries!" "No arms deliveries!" "Arms deliveries!"

'We'd just like to get away from partisan politics for a while...'

Excess Baggage: Anyone who thinks business travel is glamorous should have a talk with a business traveler.

Last Copter Ride

"No, I wasn't reading more crap on Trump ... I'm on a coffee break."

'Your extensive anxiety condition was brought about by worrying about a national health plan.'

"So, what would you do about the Taliban, Channel Immigrants and Extinction Rebellion, eh?"

"What is your position regarding the issue of emotional commitment in a relationship?"

Uncle Sam inside a Ukrainian brain.

"Dad what's Brexit?"

"I hate travel."

Obama To Hillary: THIS Is How You're Supposed To Sell Out

Reid stops Priebus with a 'tax evader' to the solar plexus...

"My new favorite news station. . . non-stop, 24/7, 100% Trump-Free."

"I thank everyone who did not re-elect me because now I can finally get out of here, make my childhood dream come true and become an engineer!"

"Short term Trump presidency cryogenic stays sure have improved business."

Bye bye Boris

Turn off the tv! Blasphemy. I have Extreme Partisanship Syndrome. I can't hear about politics. I get too riled up. It could kill me. No more Fox, or MSNBC, or even the networks. Fine, but there are other options. Can't this kill me too? Just the mind. Tonight on Biggest Loser: Jog eating.

THE PLAYBOY CHANNEL. 'I have to get my mind off politics somehow!'

Who Can Tell the Difference?

"How the hell are we supposed to know if the president is lying?"

Winter Surrender

'I see they've found a chap to clean up the track - so why not the country's streets, roads and lanes?'

"Anywhere. . anywhere where they are talking about Brexit."

"Can you make my vision a little worse? I don't like what I see in the world today."

"What do you think, dolly?"