Political Burnout Pillows

"Anywhere. . anywhere where they are talking about Brexit."

Flags

Another day at work would be one too many...

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

Man running in a hamster wheel

Stresses Can Have a Motivating Effect...If They Don't Kill You!

Stressed over time management

"Wow - you say you're a workaholic, but your office says it's time for your vacation!"

"So finally, the liarbird flew off to the lucrative world of tell-all books, management consultancy and after-dinner speaking..."

Sports Radio in Crisis

'I need tomorrow off to recharge my batteries.'

"I don’t understand why they aren’t happy, we give them challenging, demanding work and let them do it 80 hours a week!"

"I'm burned out on fetching. I'm thinking of changing careers."

"You go on ahead. I'm going to hang out here for the next few months until everyone stops saying the word 'caucus.'"

"I feel I need to take a break from academia."

"You don’t seem happy here."

When you are most likely to be stabbed in the back

"Is it possible to put in in a coma until after the election?"

"I drink to wean myself off dependency on work."

'I don't know who I am anymore.'

'Make sure he doesn't turn his TV to any business news programs while he's here.'

'We'd just like to get away from partisan politics for a while...'

'Instead of the usual boring campaign speech, folks, I'm going to make some balloon animals!'

"It's so easy to tell when Larry needs a vacation. The ozone smell is always a dead give-away!"

"So why do they call you Big Dog?"

"I realised it was time to resign when I stopped voting for myself."

Last Copter Ride

'You need to say more about the war than just 'oops'.'

"No, I wasn't reading more crap on Trump ... I'm on a coffee break."

"At the end of the day he was thrown under the bus for getting ahead of his skis and making the issue a big fat nothing burger."

"I don't know how much longer I can last. I may have to drop out." . . . "But honey ... you're the teacher."

"Being a doctor really ages you - that was me three years and 4,217 prior authorizations ago."

Career.

'Not caught you at a bad time,I hope,Maxwell?'