Politics Weary Prints

"No, I wasn't reading more crap on Trump ... I'm on a coffee break."

Flags

"For an extra charge, your flight can come with angst and insecurity."

"Everyone is so cynical these days."

'I understand yours is a highly coveted position in this company.'

"Is it possible to put in in a coma until after the election?"

"No arms deliveries!" "Arms deliveries!" "No arms deliveries!" "Arms deliveries!"

'We'd just like to get away from partisan politics for a while...'

"I. . . hate . . . bath day."

A sunny afternoon at the old politician's home.

Excess Baggage: Anyone who thinks business travel is glamorous should have a talk with a business traveler.

Uncle Sam inside a Ukrainian brain.

"The only way you'll get fired is if you don't spend your budget."

Last Copter Ride

"If I were you I'd talk to him again later after he's had his nap."

"Dad what's Brexit?"

"It's new. We call it the Thatcher Look."

"Welcome to hell. The only thing you're allowed to watch down here is politics."

"Actually, I'm not afraid of dying. I'm afraid of living in a world of Trump and Putin!"

"Our perks and massively generous pensions don't sit comfortably with my conscience...sacrifices will have to be made!"

Winter Surrender

"I thank everyone who did not re-elect me because now I can finally get out of here, make my childhood dream come true and become an engineer!"

Bye bye Boris

They'll make me a chairman on the understanding I don't set foot in the place again.

'How does this work? I've recently retired from Congress and am not quite sure how to pay for things with my own money.'

"Anywhere. . anywhere where they are talking about Brexit."

THE PLAYBOY CHANNEL. 'I have to get my mind off politics somehow!'

"What do you think, dolly?"

'When I'm at the office, I have to pretend I'm gay, just to fit in.'

"Can you make my vision a little worse? I don't like what I see in the world today."

'...and he slept for twenty years...until the presidential campaign was over.'