Politically Aware Foodie Gifts

Congress Fried Chicken

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

Ranked Voting in N.Y.C.

"No, a dressing down day isn't an opportunity to bollock the staff."

"Our vegan dishes are the same as what cows eat: Nitrates, Pesticides, Ammonia, Antibiotics..."

"Steak, Richard, is just grown up veal."

"How 'local' is the fish?"

'Waiter! -- there's a candidate in my soup!'

"I'm putting myself through med school by waiting tables. I'll be back shortly to take your blood pressure."

"Before I serve you dinner, it was in the chicken's last wishes that you watch his video will."

How Do You Take Your Evil?

"Eating junk food may make you feel young at heart, but it isn't making your heart feel young."

Contaminated eggs? No problem at all!

GM Scarecrow

"Hey guys, I don't want to worry you, but..."

...Suddenly the anti-GM demo turned ugly.

Everyone Could See the US Would Collapse

"It's a calling. Someone has to help feed the less fortunate."

Commie Chef.

"Here's the deal. If it tastes good, don't eat it."

'Why missionary-themed!restaurants 'usually fail.'

"Q3, If you had to live on �381 per month, would you a)laugh b)cry c)both"

Elise Stefanik

Hey! Who left all these weapons lying around!?

"Am I still hungry or am I just eating this because it's still there?"

'The dietary exchange for this food is 3 days of unrelenting remorse.'

"I can assure you our eggs only come from free range chickens."

"I hope we have whatever it is we may or may not still be allowed to call Indian summer."

Chicken's in prison and about to be cooked

'You had scrambled eggs for breakfast! I can smell it all over you!'

"And now to present the arguments for chlorinated chicken. . ."

Are you excited the republicans are going to take back the Senate? Of course. Do you have any idea how many organic, gluten-free, non-GMO sustainable, eco-friendly cups of conflict-free hot cocoa I'm going to be selling? Not to mention the free-range turkey Panini's. Liberals eat comfort foods, too.

"I know it's the White House. This is 'End White Privilege Week'."

Soda! So many useless calories! Oh? You're wondering why I'm still round if I don't drink the stuff? Well? I got fat the old-fashioned way. I eat too much.