Politically Aware Foodie Mugs

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

Ranked Voting in N.Y.C.

"No, a dressing down day isn't an opportunity to bollock the staff."

"Steak, Richard, is just grown up veal."

"Our vegan dishes are the same as what cows eat: Nitrates, Pesticides, Ammonia, Antibiotics..."

"How 'local' is the fish?"

'Waiter! -- there's a candidate in my soup!'

"I'm putting myself through med school by waiting tables. I'll be back shortly to take your blood pressure."

"Before I serve you dinner, it was in the chicken's last wishes that you watch his video will."

"Eating junk food may make you feel young at heart, but it isn't making your heart feel young."

Contaminated eggs? No problem at all!

GM Scarecrow

Commie Chef.

...Suddenly the anti-GM demo turned ugly.

"It's a calling. Someone has to help feed the less fortunate."

"Here's the deal. If it tastes good, don't eat it."

'Why missionary-themed!restaurants 'usually fail.'

"Q3, If you had to live on �381 per month, would you a)laugh b)cry c)both"

Hey! Who left all these weapons lying around!?

Elise Stefanik

"Am I still hungry or am I just eating this because it's still there?"

'The dietary exchange for this food is 3 days of unrelenting remorse.'

"I can assure you our eggs only come from free range chickens."

Chicken's in prison and about to be cooked

"I hope we have whatever it is we may or may not still be allowed to call Indian summer."

'You had scrambled eggs for breakfast! I can smell it all over you!'

"History's greatest monster: General Tso or Colonel Sanders?"

"I know it's the White House. This is 'End White Privilege Week'."

Will work for locally grown food.