Food Politics Follower Gifts

"Genetically modified sour grapes!"

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

'I had no idea would be a choice.'

Ranked Voting in N.Y.C.

"Our vegan dishes are the same as what cows eat: Nitrates, Pesticides, Ammonia, Antibiotics..."

'Waiter! -- there's a candidate in my soup!'

U.S. Farm Production: Cup Runneth Over.

"Isn't it enough we tip well? Must we also like him on Facebook and follow him on Twitter?"

Contaminated eggs? No problem at all!

"Why don't we just take photos of other people's food and order whatever gets the most Facebook likes?"

"Yes, it was a lovely meal wasn't it? I used a marvellous new caterer called 'pest control'."

Have you noticed how chefs have replaced hairdressers in the social pages?

"I was a childless cat lady till someone ate my cat."

The Future of War

Elise Stefanik

'And this is Mario Batali. Of course, he's not the Mario Batali.'

Twitter protection

"The Founders weren't even born in the U.S. and they were losers. Sad. This executive order fixes that."

Second Coalition Attempting to Push the French out of Italy

"And now to present the arguments for chlorinated chicken. . ."

"All right, let's admit genetically-modified food will have an effect on people. It's fifty-fifty it'll be a good effect."

King Trump

"This one is for keeping my hands off the 'doomsday' button when I hear Putin's lies."

Eyes on the prize

Scottish Independence

Independent Voters

'Senator, we have been providing a great public service building huge cars and SUVs. A third of American adults are obese. They can't drive funny little foreign cars.'

Resistance to the Russian Bear

Obesity Crisis Report.

'Gosh, what a scary costume... you cantake it out now, Halloween is over...umh... did you hear me?'

"You are sure he's not genetically modified?"

The Basement Tapes

Dead-end street