Political Food Enthusiast Gifts

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

Trump pardons

"Who's got the hammer?"

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

Political convention

Pets are reading the book 'Animal Farm'.

The truth is, Congressman, we didn't know it was wrong to screw people.

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

"You're a fine one to talk about my spending!"

U.S. Foreign Policy

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

"We've won control of the congress. Our next objective is to win control of the media."

'When training my son, keep him totally ignorant. I'm grooming him to be VP in-charge-of -denials.'

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

Disraeli Stands for 'British Interests' Against Russian Expansionism

Trump

British Prime Minister

Not a surprise, coming from the new boss - who looks about 6 years old.

Arizona In Black

DUNVOTIN

Roe v. Wade

"'Conquer Spain'? 'Balance the budget'? 'Reform the justice system'? -- You call this a honey-do list?"

The Russian Election.

'Son, voting isn't a rational procedure by which one strategically selects an electable candidate who will best serve your interests. Voting is an emotional response to your gut level fears!'

Rock and a Hard Place

Netanyahu versus Gantz

"Sir, multiple people were stabbed by a terrorist in..."

'What I have to do first?!'

President S Grant's Proposed Civil Service Reform not to the Taste of Certain Senators

Hello, this is Cable News. Oh. I'm Mortimer Park. As you know, we only have four short years until the next presidential election. So it's time to start asking: Who should run? Whom do you prefer? (A) Al Gore … (B) John Kerry … (C) Marco Rubio … (D) Ted Cruz ... (E) Christ Christie ... House of Java Cybercafe. How about (F) You? Mr. Eugene Yu is actually (T).

'Underestimate him at your own risk. When he first came here, everybody laughed and said he didn't have a snowball's chance. Now he's our regional supervisor. Go figure!'

John F. Kennedy

John F. Kennedy

Joe Biden