Political Scandal T-Shirts

"What are you thinking of, Dear?" "Oh just something I said to Robert Mueller."

"Nation-building never works."

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

Spot the difference.

"Will you stand by him through humiliating revelation after humiliating revelation, and then-once you're sure it couldn't possibly get any worse-when even more humiliating revelations come to light?"

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!

Liberal Vote-Shaming Explained

"We'd better watch Cranston. He looks like a whistleblower."

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

Panama Papers Scandal

'I think they're up to something.'

"Of course, when I say we the people I mean I the people."

'We decided the current system for reviewing corporation tax was too complex so we'll trial the 'think of a number and then double it' method.'

'We will not be disarmed by gun control! We will not be stripped naked and left at the mercy of a tyrannical government!'

Fight for Your Democratic Right to Be Ignored

Donald Trump Bulldozing Mexico, Canada, Panama, Bolivia, and Greenland

"The Nominees"

Dolestart - A New Initiative

The Republican's Plan One: No Obama!

"No, the employees don't fear you, sir. What gives you that impression?"

"Beg for peace!"

'The Federal Government today authorized a ten-year study of all its five-year studies.'

'Instead of 'Sincerely Yours...' say 'This message was approved by Harlow Rains.''

Trump returns home

Militant Pacifists

'If social security were privatized, the administration also suggested a name change to 'Bush-Cheney-Rumsfeld holdings inc.''

Unconditional Surrender

"So from now on, the rabbi, the priest and the minister all walk into a pharmacy, O.K.?"

State of the Union

"Didn't we already travel down this road?"

Can't Vote/Why Vote?

"What's your position on the Strait of Hormuz?"

I hope that "golden showers" dossier about Trump is true. That'd be awesome. How so, little buddy? Well, I was always a big fan of the cold war. I loved "Red Dawn" and "War Games" and "James Bond" and all those really cool cold war movies. If it's true that our new president is actually being blackmailed by the Russians, we might finally have a real "Manchurian Candidate." I've calculated that the number of "Twilight Zone" episodes that might still come true has just grown by half a dozen. I hop

"And I thought I was toxic. . ."