Political Scandal Pillows

"What are you thinking of, Dear?" "Oh just something I said to Robert Mueller."

"Nation-building never works."

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

Spot the difference.

"Will you stand by him through humiliating revelation after humiliating revelation, and then-once you're sure it couldn't possibly get any worse-when even more humiliating revelations come to light?"

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

"We'd better watch Cranston. He looks like a whistleblower."

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

"Of course, when I say we the people I mean I the people."

Panama Papers Scandal

'I think they're up to something.'

'We decided the current system for reviewing corporation tax was too complex so we'll trial the 'think of a number and then double it' method.'

'We will not be disarmed by gun control! We will not be stripped naked and left at the mercy of a tyrannical government!'

"Beg for peace!"

"No, the employees don't fear you, sir. What gives you that impression?"

"The Nominees"

Donald Trump Bulldozing Mexico, Canada, Panama, Bolivia, and Greenland

The Republican's Plan One: No Obama!

Dolestart - A New Initiative

'The Federal Government today authorized a ten-year study of all its five-year studies.'

"And I thought I was toxic. . ."

Militant Pacifists

"What's your position on the Strait of Hormuz?"

Trump returns home

'Instead of 'Sincerely Yours...' say 'This message was approved by Harlow Rains.''

'If social security were privatized, the administration also suggested a name change to 'Bush-Cheney-Rumsfeld holdings inc.''

"So from now on, the rabbi, the priest and the minister all walk into a pharmacy, O.K.?"

"Didn't we already travel down this road?"

'Worldcon' - financial statement fraud exposed.