Political Romantic T-Shirts

"I talked Vladi into skipping the transition to democracy in his country and just shooting straight over here with me."

Love at First Sign

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

After the Sentence

'Single math professor in search of an intelligent woman. Send an example of your favorite equation.'

"But I won't bore you with the all too familiar story of a dictator's rise to absolute power,"

"Humans have very little to offer, political theatre excepted."

Trump goes down tweeting & firing more staff

Man and Woman suck in their stomachs in order to impress.

"Don't you think even if there'd been no John Cardner and no Comon Cause, we'd have found each other anyway?"

Investments: Call us hopeless romantics for still believing money can make you happy!

Dropping Bombs and Hearts

Heart-shaped guitar

I Drew a Hot Guy

"Lady Liberty, I choose you...ooo...ooo...oooh!"

'Doctor Corazon, I'm in love with you. You make my right ventricle go pitter-patter.'

'Top is right! He's a scaffolder working on a tower block'

'He must be serious,mum - he's taking me out again tomorrow and there's football on television.'

'Love what you've done with your hair.'

'Quick Betty, come round to the Red Lion and wear your highest heels.'

'The toughest things to deal with are a new, charismatic opponent and a former colleague's memoirs.'

"I bought it on Amazon. They have a good return policy."

"He stowed his own bag, closed the bin, buckled his seat belt, then watched the whole safety demo...it was love at first flight!"

Surgeon gives nurse heart, saying, Will you be my valentine?

'Judging from the chart, I'd say someone has a crush on their nurse...'

'...assuming the numbers are right, ask her to marry you.'

'He looks promising!'... 'So far he hasn't made any.'

"I think she really like me. She held my hand almost as long as she held her phone."

An idiot's guide to the American Constitution.

'Listen, I like you and everything, but your dad is way too scary...'

You are going to meet a tall, dark, handsome stranger...bringing your post.

Pets: 'Chick magnet.'

"Mm, you smell terrif- ... no, wait. That's me."

'I'm afraid we don't have any gentlemen on hand right now -- how about a good old boy?'