Political Resignation Gifts

"So why do they call you Big Dog?"

"I realised it was time to resign when I stopped voting for myself."

George Papandreou aka Icarus

OrigaMAY

"So finally, the liarbird flew off to the lucrative world of tell-all books, management consultancy and after-dinner speaking..."

Flags

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

"What was I thinking?!"

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

British Prime Minister

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

"You're quitting? You're walking out?? Couldn't you have at least waited until I finished outsourcing the company??!"

"Very Presidential."

Best Scapegoat

"My God! There goes middle management."

George Papandreou.

'I was a taxi driver once but I resigned!' 'Why?' 'I hate people talking behind my back.'

'Being a nobody isn't so bad...You don't have to worry about becoming a has-been.'

'You're resigning? What great timing! I was going to lay you off friday!'

'Coach, were you forced to resign? ...'

"Geoffrey always was a bit of a loose cannon.."

"Tell Mr. Yeltsin I'd be delighted. Minister of what?"

"Where do you see yourself getting drunk in five years?"

Martin Luther King and Obama.

"Hate to see you leave—you were my favorite puppet."

'...and please remember, if I HAD a door, it would always be open for you.'

'Our Anesthesiologist resigned recently.'

'Not for what I'm getting paid!'

Gladstone Steps Down as Liberal Leader

New World Orders

"It's my resignation in the form of a graphic novel."

'I don't think I'm getting paid enough either, Osgood - Let's both quit!'

"I can squeeze you in between my public apology and my book deal."

"By the way, I'm giving notice I start at Hooters on Monday."

'I'm resigning -- so voters won't get the satisfaction of kicking me out of office!'