Political Rally Pillows

"Say, isn't that Rudy Giuliani?"

"Away with the warmonger!"

"Those MORONS! I have way more chest hair than THAT! Ha!"

Occupy the Rose Parade

TRUMP

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

'It was a very friendly reception - the Democrats even registered me to vote!'

Coalition dummies.

Hillary Clinton

Hillary Clinton

'I don't know -- maybe an evil robot from the future IS the kind of President we need.'

'On the Internet we found weapons of mass intrusion.'

'If re-elected, I promise to do everything in my power to avoid prison!'

Holy Moses!

They're Not Just That Into It

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."

The great Chartist demonstration. No. I. - A loyal citizen.

"No, no, that’s in a bar, Mr. President — you can talk politics and religion here."

"When you put on the uniform, you surrender a part of yourself."

'Is our tent getting smaller, or are we fat cats just getting fatter?'

"So finally, the liarbird flew off to the lucrative world of tell-all books, management consultancy and after-dinner speaking..."

Plight of Decent-White-Male-Middle Class Scapgoats.

'What do we do about this online order for 6,000 rounds of ammo, an assault rifle, an automatic handgun and a shotgun?'

Running for Congress

"Look! It's the Montgomerys from the breast-cancer walk."

"At least we've got a nice day for it..!"

Neither Emperor Is Wearing Clothes

Explosives: Libyan Oil

"We're going have to build higher walls."

"Ok, no more political arguments, you know I'm on the left."

New Windrush Statue deported to Rwanda.

"Place your left hand on the Bible, raise your right hand, and repeat after me, 'Wow, I can't believe this is happening to me.'"

Rally Car with kangaroo attached to the front.

Thunbergs are not go!

'Just pretend they're not here. They're my transition team.'