Political Rally Pillows

"Say, isn't that Rudy Giuliani?"

"Away with the warmonger!"

"Those MORONS! I have way more chest hair than THAT! Ha!"

TRUMP

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

'It was a very friendly reception - the Democrats even registered me to vote!'

Coalition dummies.

Hillary Clinton

Hillary Clinton

'I don't know -- maybe an evil robot from the future IS the kind of President we need.'

'On the Internet we found weapons of mass intrusion.'

'If re-elected, I promise to do everything in my power to avoid prison!'

Holy Moses!

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."

The great Chartist demonstration. No. I. - A loyal citizen.

"No, no, that’s in a bar, Mr. President — you can talk politics and religion here."

Plight of Decent-White-Male-Middle Class Scapgoats.

"So finally, the liarbird flew off to the lucrative world of tell-all books, management consultancy and after-dinner speaking..."

'Is our tent getting smaller, or are we fat cats just getting fatter?'

"When you put on the uniform, you surrender a part of yourself."

'What do we do about this online order for 6,000 rounds of ammo, an assault rifle, an automatic handgun and a shotgun?'

"Look! It's the Montgomerys from the breast-cancer walk."

"At least we've got a nice day for it..!"

Explosives: Libyan Oil

"We're going have to build higher walls."

"Ok, no more political arguments, you know I'm on the left."

New Windrush Statue deported to Rwanda.

"Place your left hand on the Bible, raise your right hand, and repeat after me, 'Wow, I can't believe this is happening to me.'"

"Two strikes, how about I throw you a slow ball?"

Rally Car with kangaroo attached to the front.

'Just pretend they're not here. They're my transition team.'

A right of privacy party.

Courage

Latest in a long growing list of gaffes.

'I told you not to let the children play with your Tony Blair effigy.'