Political Partygoer Prints

'Come on in! I may be the only Independent candidate but I don't see why we can't enjoy a party of our own.'

'His idea of bipartisan is going to two parties a night.'

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"I am so attracted to you right now."

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

That party went well.

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

Masquerade

Redhead

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

Carioca

'One more hangover like this and I'm going to have to claim for sickness during holiday absence.'

'Having algorithm and having rhythm are 2 different things.'

Leo McKern

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Blue Haired Lady in Ballgown

Guy dressed as an ostrich at a fancy dress party. Lump in birds throat like a real bird.

Cheers

Healthcare workers come to the N.H.S. Fancy dress party dressed as viruses.

Space hopper as a bouncer of a nightclub

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

"My compliments to the sommelier."

"How much longer, roughly, will you be introducing me as a 'disgruntled Republican'?"

"Aperitif?"

"...and what do you think will happen if you do attend the party?

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis.

"My wife and I handle our own finances. I'm an accountant and she's a grief counselor."

"I'm terrible with names, but never fail at fingerprint, facial or voice recognition."

'At that moment, across a crowded room, their thighs met.'

"I'm floating in pure vodka; feel free to dip your glass in if you'd like."

Down on Bourbon Street...

The Friday Night Olive Races Down at the Tribeca Martini Bar

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

"Are you pleased to see me or is that a vuvuzela down your trousers?"