Partygoers Prints

"You know the Birkenstocks."

"No kidding? My late husband was in organized crime."

Haunted House Party.

'I'm sorry sir, but I'm afraid that's inappropriate' A guest is refused entry to the Softy-Wype toilet tissue masked ball.

'You see, the difference between you and me is I'm a social drinker and you're an idiot!'

"Wow, Jessica! You've got the London look."

"Boy, I have such a bad hangover! The guy I stung last night was drunk..."

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"I am so attracted to you right now."

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

Masquerade

Redhead

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

Carioca

'One more hangover like this and I'm going to have to claim for sickness during holiday absence.'

'Having algorithm and having rhythm are 2 different things.'

Blue Haired Lady in Ballgown

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Cheers

Guy dressed as an ostrich at a fancy dress party. Lump in birds throat like a real bird.

"When Harold first said he identified as a balloon animal I thought it was just a phase, but here we are fifteen years later and it seems to be working."

Leo McKern

Healthcare workers come to the N.H.S. Fancy dress party dressed as viruses.

Space hopper as a bouncer of a nightclub

"My wife and I handle our own finances. I'm an accountant and she's a grief counselor."

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

"...and what do you think will happen if you do attend the party?

"Aperitif?"

"My compliments to the sommelier."

'At that moment, across a crowded room, their thighs met.'

"How much longer, roughly, will you be introducing me as a 'disgruntled Republican'?"