Patriotic Party-goer Prints

Happy Fourth of July!

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"I am so attracted to you right now."

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"I guess I was a good shot, because I took down 50 Nazis...all by myself. That's how I got my silver star. Honestly, I don't consider myself a hero. I consider myself lucky."

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

Thank you to those who never came home and to those who never left their side.

'And now, please stand and join us as complete amateur butchers our national anthem.'

Carioca

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"This is no time for fightin', princess, there's a war on!"

Redhead

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

'Having algorithm and having rhythm are 2 different things.'

Guy dressed as an ostrich at a fancy dress party. Lump in birds throat like a real bird.

Leo McKern

Christmas sweater alternatives

Healthcare workers come to the N.H.S. Fancy dress party dressed as viruses.

Old veteran walking in sun casting a giant shadow as a young soldier

Veterans Day US

'At that moment, across a crowded room, their thighs met.'

"I'm floating in pure vodka; feel free to dip your glass in if you'd like."

"My wife and I handle our own finances. I'm an accountant and she's a grief counselor."

"My compliments to the sommelier."

"I'll cross any ocean to fight for our country! I'll travel to the gates of hell to defend our rights!"

Light RELIEF for England . . . PHEW!

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

Tomorrow we'll cheer the fourth of July! Picnics with families mean hot dogs to buy! Flags will be waving so proudly up high! And fireworks displays will light the night sky which Frank will miss due to way too much pie! Pie Eating Contest!

Down on Bourbon Street...

Monk on the beach

"Aperitif?"

"...and what do you think will happen if you do attend the party?

'Give you liberty or give you death? That's easy for you to say. You have nine lives.'