Political Monster Movie Fan Pillows

"Quick, go ask Joe Manchin if it's O.K. to run!"

"You're fired."

Support the Ex-Troops

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

The Berlin Peace Movement

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

"The peasants are revolting Sire."

Archival Warfare

"VP J.D. Vance called Donald: 'cynical asshole,' a 'moral disaster,' a 'total fraud,' an 'idiot,' and suggested he might be 'America’s Hitler.'"

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

'His idea of campaign finance reform is insisting on small bills.'

'There's too much corruption in the third world.'

'General, please hire large armies of foreign mercenaries to complete the works of death, desolation and tyranny.'

King Kongs first christmas

'The only cuts we can all agree with are their cutting remarks!'

"Rescue...we've come to join you."

Official Fight Cards

Castro's successful invasion of miami beach.

"How do you know you don't like New York if you've never even tasted it?"

US National holiday

'What's the difference? Some people call it privatizing government. Others call it super pacs buying congressmen.'

King Kong Takes a Personal Day

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.

Was the Illuminati - now the Illuminasty

Jesus Christ, Health Insurance CEO

SF NO

Pulling The Economy Uphill

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'

"Stop complaining. At least I have parents!"

"I had a Caesar salad for lunch, but that was two days ago."

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Moscow 1917

"So, is there something more interesting outside the window than today's lesson, Jones?..."

Alms Bank