Political Monster Movie Fan Mugs

"Quick, go ask Joe Manchin if it's O.K. to run!"

"You're fired."

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

The Berlin Peace Movement

"The peasants are revolting Sire."

"VP J.D. Vance called Donald: 'cynical asshole,' a 'moral disaster,' a 'total fraud,' an 'idiot,' and suggested he might be 'America’s Hitler.'"

'His idea of campaign finance reform is insisting on small bills.'

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

'There's too much corruption in the third world.'

'General, please hire large armies of foreign mercenaries to complete the works of death, desolation and tyranny.'

King Kongs first christmas

"Rescue...we've come to join you."

'The only cuts we can all agree with are their cutting remarks!'

'What's the difference? Some people call it privatizing government. Others call it super pacs buying congressmen.'

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

US National holiday

Official Fight Cards

Castro's successful invasion of miami beach.

King Kong Takes a Personal Day

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.

"Stop complaining. At least I have parents!"

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Moscow 1917

Alms Bank

Was the Illuminati - now the Illuminasty

Pulling The Economy Uphill

Jesus Christ, Health Insurance CEO

"I had a Caesar salad for lunch, but that was two days ago."

"Sire, they also want dental."