Political Maestro Gifts

'This is where the seasoned candidate strategically pauses for effect.'

Nathaniel Hawthorne

'He was only reaching for his powerpoint presentation pointer.'

He then drew a number of smaller pie charts behind the bigger chart. That helped to put it into perspective.

Anti-war libra.

Although not felt by everone, Wanda's powrful jargon sent seismic shock waves through some of the more geologically unstable department in the organization.

"You need to take the weak parts of your presentation and work them into something that won't get you fired."

"This is bad work, Edwards! Bad! Bad! Bad! Bad!"

'Who wants the talking stick?'

'And this is after the creation of a Special Effects Department.'

"With great power comes great reward."

War Heros Variety Night (playing a tune on his medals).

"We need to work on our people-friendly image you jackass."

'I can't decide weather to have a feisty or a sassy management style.'

"So your agent doesn't like your lawyer, and your PlR. people don't like your manager. They all like you."

Ventriloquism For Beginners.

"The militant hard-liners are making demands, the fanatical zealots are issuing threats, and the moderate centrists are offering suggestions."

'Do you want to be red Tory or blue Labour?'

"Experience is the wonderful knowledge that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again."

Nice speech, but you don't have that many friends. You better add "Romans and countrymen."

A writer types onto a long sheet of paper.

'Treat me easy this morning.'

Employees need to be treated like adults...

Cardiac Recovery Unit (surprise party waiting around corner.)

'Trouble is, the plan has already jump-started him!'

The Violin Artist

'Are you worried about layoffs?'

Negotiations

"Admit it ... you were hexting while driving again."

'What are we taking a hard look at today?'

"Of course, black magic is more expensive than white magic. Do you think that the pigments are free?"

Executive's in and out boxes are labeled - One Ear and The Other.

Tarot Lying

Fortune Teller using a satellite to help pick up clairvoyant signals.

Hell's Ethics