Political Maestro Gifts

'This is where the seasoned candidate strategically pauses for effect.'

Nathaniel Hawthorne

'He was only reaching for his powerpoint presentation pointer.'

He then drew a number of smaller pie charts behind the bigger chart. That helped to put it into perspective.

Anti-war libra.

Although not felt by everone, Wanda's powrful jargon sent seismic shock waves through some of the more geologically unstable department in the organization.

"You need to take the weak parts of your presentation and work them into something that won't get you fired."

"This is bad work, Edwards! Bad! Bad! Bad! Bad!"

'And this is after the creation of a Special Effects Department.'

'Who wants the talking stick?'

War Heros Variety Night (playing a tune on his medals).

"With great power comes great reward."

'I can't decide weather to have a feisty or a sassy management style.'

"So your agent doesn't like your lawyer, and your PlR. people don't like your manager. They all like you."

Ventriloquism For Beginners.

'Do you want to be red Tory or blue Labour?'

"Experience is the wonderful knowledge that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again."

'Treat me easy this morning.'

A writer types onto a long sheet of paper.

Employees need to be treated like adults...

Cardiac Recovery Unit (surprise party waiting around corner.)

'Trouble is, the plan has already jump-started him!'

The Violin Artist

Negotiations

'Are you worried about layoffs?'

"Admit it ... you were hexting while driving again."

"Of course, black magic is more expensive than white magic. Do you think that the pigments are free?"

'What are we taking a hard look at today?'

Executive's in and out boxes are labeled - One Ear and The Other.

Tarot Lying

"I think he's running as an independent."

Fortune Teller using a satellite to help pick up clairvoyant signals.

Hell's Ethics