Political Incorrectness Fan Gifts

'I don't know what you're complaining about. I should charge you for breathing my second hand smoke. This happens to be a very expensive Cuban cigar!'

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

Trump! The Musical

Putin and Zelensky

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

This is not the time to be restructuring the NHS in the middle of a pandemic Mr. Hancock!

'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'

"Oh my God, they're gassing refugees. Look at this family!"

Official Fight Cards

Why should I take you home instead of your friend? (Republican and Democrat).

"What do you mean blood sucking pest? You're the one who invited me into your life!"

"The enemy of the people!"

AstraZeneca Vaccine vs Sputnik V

'Be right back -- I have to sign some ennobling legislation.'

"It's a wonderful partner's desk-but we think they didn't get along."

Anywhere but here

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'

'It's the Secretary-General of the United Nations -- are you here?'

Conservative Leadership Renounces Protectionism

Democracy in Europe

'Which scares you most - Iran, North Korea, or the alternative minimum tax?'

Generalissimo Obamo

"Inactivists"

Top Secret - Destroy before reading.

Stephen Harper Soliliquizes

Yet another creepy clown sighting...

"It's a baby. Federal regulations prohibit our mentioning its race, age, or gender."

'Discipline for the PIIGS.'

"I suppose you're worried about your little peasant benefits."

'You're suffering from a lack of profit-making opportunities within the NHS.'

Ask Sadie. Dear Sadie, Were you ever young? If so, what was it like for you? -Grandma Pat. *(Actual reader letter) Ask Sadie at rudy@rudypark.com. Awful and typical. I experienced wild hormone swings, had crazy flings with key members of the Roosevelt administration, indirectly caused two world wars and, in a drunken rage, destroyed evidence of alien landings in Roswell. The usual stuff. Getting old is worse. I don't want to hear about it. (This cartoon was originally published on 2014-07-10)