Political Dissident Gifts

Lukashenko's Nemesisters

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

Trump pardons

"Who's got the hammer?"

"Take this declaration of war and punch it up."

Political convention

Pets are reading the book 'Animal Farm'.

The truth is, Congressman, we didn't know it was wrong to screw people.

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

Trump secret police

At This Restaurant, There Are Only Two Dishes on the Menu and They Both Suck

The real murderer of Boris Nemtsov?

"The Monster Mash wasn't just about having fun. We were protesting Vietnam."

"You're a fine one to talk about my spending!"

U.S. Foreign Policy

"'Conquer Spain'? 'Balance the budget'? 'Reform the justice system'? -- You call this a honey-do list?"

The Russian Election.

DUNVOTIN

Chritmas Party - "What in our own time?"

Disraeli Stands for 'British Interests' Against Russian Expansionism

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

"We've won control of the congress. Our next objective is to win control of the media."

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

"Very fine people on both sides."

Trump

British Prime Minister

Arizona In Black

Roe v. Wade

'Son, voting isn't a rational procedure by which one strategically selects an electable candidate who will best serve your interests. Voting is an emotional response to your gut level fears!'

"Did Melina Mercouri ever get those marbles back to Greece?"

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"Sir, multiple people were stabbed by a terrorist in..."

John F. Kennedy