Political Detective Pillows

Office of the Special Investigator: Stepped out to follow the 'money trail'.

Wilting EU Flowers

'Assuming their porridge was poured at the same time, how could it then be too hot, too cold and just right?'

State Budget.

"I know he's funny, boy, but he’s also the president of the United States."

"I will answer anything but questions."

Upon graduation, all of the clowns would gather to find out where their assignments would be.

Yanis Varoufakis and Wolfgang Schauble

Cop gives ASBO to cockerel: 'This of this as a cock-a-doodle-don't.'

"On the one hand, I'm glad they're cutting the school year short...on the other hand..."

"People think the government has a bottomless pit of money....but sometimes we have to make sacrifices!"

"I beg your pardon," said Alice, "but which of you is the Democrat?"

"...But then it turned out there weren't any WMDs on the moon after all."

Office of the PR of the United States

'That's a very good question - Are you trying to make trouble?'

"I try to keep my classes relevant."

'Okay, maybe I was defeated for re-election, but at least I beat the point spread!'

US Media

"They heard about the 'Party Hearty' legislation."

Facebook in Crisis

Nicolas Maduro

Austerity Egg Hunt.

Peace at last !

You want to watch it here, a lot of back-stabbing goes on.

Cornucopia of guns

The Hypocritic Oath

"It's not your imagination. You are seeing Nixon everywhere."

"The women on these dating sites don't seem to believe I'm a prince."

Budget House of Cards

"I have a brief statement, a clarification, and two denials."

'I think it means corporate control is now complete.'

Gay marriages in France.

Political Science