Police Detective Pillows

'Since you stole my identity I thought I'd bring you the rest of the package.'

'I suppose the only way we could find out exactly who collected these DNA samples would be to fingerprint everyone.'

Neighborhood Watch.

'Counterfeiting? Whadda you mean? I was just pumping up the local economy.'

"You could have literally stolen any getaway car."

"Dammit, there's something we're just not seeing!"

"So, who said you were not a good boy?"

Organised Crime - Checklist - Rifles, Pistols, Missiles...

Cop gives ASBO to cockerel: 'This of this as a cock-a-doodle-don't.'

'What a travesty - can you imagine dying a sit like that?'

Ed's super-romantic but he's always a police detective. He calls our love 'consensual identity theft.'

'My husband is a police detective. He does know how to toss a room.'

'Watch it, guys, here comes the law.'

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

Barks in code.

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

Missing Persons...'I'm not sure when she disappeared - sometime during the football season.'

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

hard-boiled egg...

'Assuming their porridge was poured at the same time, how could it then be too hot, too cold and just right?'

'You know too much,'

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

"Elementary, my dear Watson- the cartoonist did it."

"Your hunch was right, Officer Garcia. We'll need a good editor to clean up this manuscript and bring his unfinished novel to a satisfying conclusion."

'Mysteries' section of bookshop reveals secret door.

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

'Listen up, Baskerville! This is MacDonald! Those hounds of yours are scaring the E-I-E-I-O out of my animals!'