Detectives Pillows

"TV violence made him do it. Says he'll name shows if we drop the charges."

'I've been grilling him for hours and he hasn't even started to sizzle!'

'Worst chainsaw massacre I've ever seen.'

'We'll ask you one more time. What did you do with the body?'

'I totally get the truth and justice thing, but what's with all the drama?'

'We're grilling the suspect now, captain.'

Excessive Paperwork

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

'Good afternoon madam, we're Federal Bear Investigators. We believe a miss Goldilocks lives here?'

'So, she has; Big eyes, big ears, a big nose and big teeth... Any other distinguishing features?'

'And what kind of eyes did your attacker have?'

'You were right inspector: The killer seems to have come back to the scene of the crime!'

'With all those presents Santa carries, do you think he packs heat? . . . And maybe he's not really fat, but he's wearing a kevlar vest.'

"Mind if we have a word, Sir?"

"We think we've found the murder weapon Sir"

'I'm a great Police Sketch Artist: It's not my fault the witnesses' descriptions of the suspects are the same in every case...'

Looks like he taunted the wrong guy.

'Maybe it wasn't an accident. Looks like non-stick spray on top of the wall.'

'Yes inspector, it's another cold blooded murder!'

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

'Ok, listen up. This nasty piece of work is 'Maurice'. Aka 'The Space Cowboy' aka 'The Gangster of Love'.'

"Ooooh! This recipe sounds nice... Hard Boiled Detective!!"

"Victim was walking home from a philosophy class. Shot twice and presumably fell, though, without witnesses, we don't know if he made a noise."

"Remember when suspects couldn't corroborate their alibi by googling?"

"Did you boys see anything?"

"Hmmm...this'll be a tough one..."

"Boss, he's alive!"

"The Intelligence bureau has informed me that there´s a spy amongst us."

"A person of interest" --- Gee, that's the nicest thing anybody's ever said to me!

I understand that our cat Magus died. I miss her a lot. But I wish my parents wouldn't tiptoe around it. House of Java.net Cybercafe. You don't have to watch Youtube clips of "CSI: Miami" to understand that death is a part of life. The thing I don't understand about our cat's death is, who would've killed her and left a mountain of unresolved clues that only a crack forensics team can figure out? Where were you at 8:45pm? The Youtube generation grows up fast.

I thought you might want to color it in. Color chalk. 1 1 1 2 1 1 4 4 5 5

"This is too hard, but I'd recognize him on his own."

Wingtips - this is a white collar gang.

"Are any of these the perpetrator?"

"It's the cops! I think they're onto me!"