Policy Detective Pillows

End of crisis

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

"Good boy."

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

Trump leaving

Think Tank

Economy

Roe v. Wade

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

US Credit: 'I'm down grading your credit rating...'

"The date protection policy is all about access to information, and we all know information is POWER!"

EU: Behind the scenes.

'Staffers don't report we're managing decline. They report we met our targets and did out job!'

Office of the Special Investigator: Stepped out to follow the 'money trail'.

Jerry Brown.

"That should read $20.00. I'd make the correction, but I don't want to be accused of price-fixing."

survival of the fittest

The spend is high

'Apparently our postcode qualifies us for Government sponsored loft insulation.'

'This could be a very expensive operation — I'm going to refer you to the Federal Government.'

125% tariff in escalating trade war.... ...Mitch realizes that everything he ordered is made in China

Danger ahead for the US economy.

Worthless B*****ds

"At least the anti-public education folks haven't started to try to dictate what we can have for lunch."

'Closing the letter with 'Very fondly yours' seems okay but let's run it by legal, to be sure it cannot be misinterpreted as sexual harassment.'

The Eurozone Explained

'I saw my shadow this morning, so I guess we're in for six more weeks of government gridlock.'