Political Comedy Lovers Prints

"Ah, the Trump blimp is destroying the New York Times building. Must be Tuesday."

The Berlin Peace Movement

"‘Click’, you have reached the White House, press 1 for shameless groveling, 2 for presidential pardons, and please have your credit card details ready..."

"Hell, George - they even miss ME!"

'Yes, it's a stupid speech, Senator, but you've got to court the stupid VOTE.'

Why should I take you home instead of your friend? (Republican and Democrat).

"With an average vote of 3.5 stars, the legislation is passed."

'Poor Americans...If this includes intellectual torture, they'll have to cancel 70 of their Hollywood productions...' (Caption may be modified.)

"Do you think Trump has read 'Contemporary Relativism and the Death of Meaning'?"

"All other letters have been disallowed."

"Absolutely, Senator, in my mind it was always my country first, and obscene profits second."

"I cede the remainder of my time to the ranking member."

'Sure, but think what a crook I'd be without hypocrisy!'

Comments. Complaints. Constitutional Amendments.

"So we have met before..."

"The president says it's a weather balloon."

DOGE* to English Instant Translator Device

Day 1: The Launch. . . Starting Day 2: Another Government Bailout.

It's the same ingredients and aftertaste as stimulus 1..."

The average taxpayer will ultimately embrace the auto industry bailout. Hell, we sold em all that useless undercoating for all these years!

"I just want someone who texts me as often as Joe Biden does, you know?"

War of Words

'The popularity polls love what you've done with the budget deficit....moving the decimal one point to the left.'

'I tried those once. They leaked.'

'Oh no! The sharp elbowed middle class!'

"Bad news - the local sewage plant is made of reinforced autoclaved aerated concrete."

"Six fact checkers spontaneously combusting in one election cycle? Yeah, I am starting to see a pattern, Higgins."

'Ask NOT what your country can do you...but what gender neutral policy initiatives can be put up for discussion and negotiation within a framework of ZERO fiscal resource allocation...'

"Let's give him a few minutes to grieve. His idea of taxing the air taxpayers breath was rejected."

"I don't think we can take 10,000 lakes as collateral."

'I believe in you, Jeffrey, and I believe in Al Gore.'

'I'm resigning -- so voters won't get the satisfaction of kicking me out of office!'