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"Sorry, the NSA hasn't declassified the results of your physical yet."

The Berlin Peace Movement

"‘Click’, you have reached the White House, press 1 for shameless groveling, 2 for presidential pardons, and please have your credit card details ready..."

"Hell, George - they even miss ME!"

Why should I take you home instead of your friend? (Republican and Democrat).

'Yes, it's a stupid speech, Senator, but you've got to court the stupid VOTE.'

"Do you think Trump has read 'Contemporary Relativism and the Death of Meaning'?"

The Dangers of Corporate Personhood

"All other letters have been disallowed."

"Absolutely, Senator, in my mind it was always my country first, and obscene profits second."

'Poor Americans...If this includes intellectual torture, they'll have to cancel 70 of their Hollywood productions...' (Caption may be modified.)

Comments. Complaints. Constitutional Amendments.

"So we have met before..."

Patrick Hendy Rodham Clinton

"I cede the remainder of my time to the ranking member."

'Sure, but think what a crook I'd be without hypocrisy!'

DOGE* to English Instant Translator Device

Day 1: The Launch. . . Starting Day 2: Another Government Bailout.

It's the same ingredients and aftertaste as stimulus 1..."

The average taxpayer will ultimately embrace the auto industry bailout. Hell, we sold em all that useless undercoating for all these years!

War of Words

"I just want someone who texts me as often as Joe Biden does, you know?"

Thwarting the Boys from Brazil

"Bad news - the local sewage plant is made of reinforced autoclaved aerated concrete."

'Sheesh... I wish the government would handle the finance reform a bit more discreetly...'

'I'm resigning -- so voters won't get the satisfaction of kicking me out of office!'

'I believe in you, Jeffrey, and I believe in Al Gore.'

"Six fact checkers spontaneously combusting in one election cycle? Yeah, I am starting to see a pattern, Higgins."

'Ask NOT what your country can do you...but what gender neutral policy initiatives can be put up for discussion and negotiation within a framework of ZERO fiscal resource allocation...'

Arnold Schwarzenneger caricature.

'Oh no! The sharp elbowed middle class!'

"Let's give him a few minutes to grieve. His idea of taxing the air taxpayers breath was rejected."

"I don't think we can take 10,000 lakes as collateral."

'The popularity polls love what you've done with the budget deficit....moving the decimal one point to the left.'

'I tried those once. They leaked.'