Political Comedy Fans Prints

'I've met a lot of Cubans and Chinese, but you're the first guy I've ever seen who defected from Massachusetts.'

Senator with a 'lunatic fringe'.

The Berlin Peace Movement

Archival Warfare

"Hell, George - they even miss ME!"

'General, please hire large armies of foreign mercenaries to complete the works of death, desolation and tyranny.'

"‘Click’, you have reached the White House, press 1 for shameless groveling, 2 for presidential pardons, and please have your credit card details ready..."

"Rescue...we've come to join you."

"What do you mean blood sucking pest? You're the one who invited me into your life!"

Why should I take you home instead of your friend? (Republican and Democrat).

'Yes, it's a stupid speech, Senator, but you've got to court the stupid VOTE.'

"All other letters have been disallowed."

The Dangers of Corporate Personhood

'Poor Americans...If this includes intellectual torture, they'll have to cancel 70 of their Hollywood productions...' (Caption may be modified.)

"Absolutely, Senator, in my mind it was always my country first, and obscene profits second."

"Do you think Trump has read 'Contemporary Relativism and the Death of Meaning'?"

"Sire, they also want dental."

'It's the consistently defininative obscure obviation coupled with absolute commitment to incomprehensible policy objectives that I find appealing.

"The president says it's a weather balloon."

Patrick Hendy Rodham Clinton

'If social security were privatized, the administration also suggested a name change to 'Bush-Cheney-Rumsfeld holdings inc.''

Of Course, we can't expect things to be as good as they have been up to now

'Sure, but think what a crook I'd be without hypocrisy!'

National Liberty and Tax Codes.

"I cede the remainder of my time to the ranking member."

"So we have met before..."

DOGE* to English Instant Translator Device

"My name's God, and I approve this message."

Comments. Complaints. Constitutional Amendments.

Day 1: The Launch. . . Starting Day 2: Another Government Bailout.

It's the same ingredients and aftertaste as stimulus 1..."

"I just want someone who texts me as often as Joe Biden does, you know?"

Look At The Bright Side

The average taxpayer will ultimately embrace the auto industry bailout. Hell, we sold em all that useless undercoating for all these years!

'I'm resigning -- so voters won't get the satisfaction of kicking me out of office!'