Political Comedy Gifts

"The gravy train at platform 2 will be calling at all stations to Westminster."

Trump's firings

2019 Debate: "I'd like to begin by calling my opponent a babbling idiot!"

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

UK/US Free Trade Deal

They're Not Just That Into It

Reagacentennial

No-Work Orange

Trump! The Musical

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

I've Always Wanted to Be Oppressed By Someone Who Looks Like Me

"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."

'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

'Poll results are in...90% of Americans can't spell Schwarzenneger.'

"‘Click’, you have reached the White House, press 1 for shameless groveling, 2 for presidential pardons, and please have your credit card details ready..."

"Hell, George - they even miss ME!"

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

'We hold these truths to be self evident, that all men are created equal, except for Hancock... who smells bad...'

'Yes, it's a stupid speech, Senator, but you've got to court the stupid VOTE.'

Uncle Donnie

Trump Will Protect Obama's Legacy

'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'

"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"

European Union: Entering a prohibitive tax zone.

Preliminary Price Tag: $5,000,000,000

John F. Kennedy

CONGRESS, 'No, no, you don't HAVE to fool all of the people all of the time - you just need to CONFUSE them!'

"Beware of Don"

"With an average vote of 3.5 stars, the legislation is passed."

The White House: Some Assembly Required.