Political Comedian Gifts

"You look great for someone who's just come through two years of litigation."

'Herbert, your 'Superdelegate' status has gone to your head.'

"Russia is run by rich oligarchs. America is run by rich insurance companies."

Bolton Muzzled

"I think we should send Pelosi and Trump to Venezuela to demonstrate how democracy works!"

"Can a ten year old really declare his room a self-proclaimed state?"

"Are you sure this is the best way to recruit minorities to the GOP...?"

"He can't tell his left from his right."

Now THAT was a speech with something for everybody!

This hunger over parliament during the great crow migration.

Gary Johnson

The Slumber Party.

'I'm a scandalous, self-serving, no conscience politician...my opponent approves this message!'

The no criticism zone

"With an average vote of 3.5 stars, the legislation is passed."

Ted Cruz announced he's running for president. He's not going to win. He was the first to announce. No first-announcer has won since 1952. Besides, his name's too similar to Tom Cruise. And Tom Cruise is so not in right now. HOJ. We should have our own political show. If I an do it shirtless, I'm in.

Brainwashed

At This Restaurant, There Are Only Two Dishes on the Menu and They Both Suck

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

UK/US Free Trade Deal

They're Not Just That Into It

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

A Q&A with President Obama over jobs

No-Work Orange

Trump! The Musical

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."

I've Always Wanted to Be Oppressed By Someone Who Looks Like Me

'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

The Current Separation of Church and State Explained.

'His idea of campaign finance reform is insisting on small bills.'