Political Comedy Pillows

"The gravy train at platform 2 will be calling at all stations to Westminster."

Trump's firings

2019 Debate: "I'd like to begin by calling my opponent a babbling idiot!"

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

UK/US Free Trade Deal

No-Work Orange

Trump! The Musical

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."

'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."

'Poll results are in...90% of Americans can't spell Schwarzenneger.'

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

"‘Click’, you have reached the White House, press 1 for shameless groveling, 2 for presidential pardons, and please have your credit card details ready..."

"Hell, George - they even miss ME!"

'We hold these truths to be self evident, that all men are created equal, except for Hancock... who smells bad...'

John F. Kennedy

"With an average vote of 3.5 stars, the legislation is passed."

Uncle Donnie

CONGRESS, 'No, no, you don't HAVE to fool all of the people all of the time - you just need to CONFUSE them!'

'Yes, it's a stupid speech, Senator, but you've got to court the stupid VOTE.'

Preliminary Price Tag: $5,000,000,000

"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"

European Union: Entering a prohibitive tax zone.

"Beware of Don"

'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'

The White House: Some Assembly Required.

2020 Republican Party National Convention

After working out in the congressional gym, I feel like a lean, mean, legislating machine.