Political Chessmaster Gifts

"Hold Kaminsky's official dismissal note. Let's just send him a get lost card ans see what happens."

The president's men

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

Israel/Palestine Conflict

"What was I thinking?!"

'I went into that meeting with a hidden agenda and then forgot where I put it.'

Tariff Wars

The Greek Trampoline

"You moved two spaced and then one space to the side? Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, that sure sounds illegal."

'So, now we have ascertained who is responsible...'

To attract a bigger audience, the world chess federation allow fans to distract an opponent when it's his move.

'Steve says that he doesn't understand why the liberals are so glum! They already have a majority.'

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

'Yes, it's a stupid speech, Senator, but you've got to court the stupid VOTE.'

Trump Will Protect Obama's Legacy

'That's correct Shaun. The government is comprised of 5 branches...the executive, legislative, judicial, lobbyist and media.'

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

We Used to Build Things

Desk sign: 'Brown-nose'.

'Staffers don't report we're managing decline. They report we met our targets and did out job!'

"Frankly, we’re concerned about your checkered past."

Prawn Amend

A gorilla plays chess with his keeper.

"Hold everything! I just thought up a terrific loophole!"

Impotent Democracy

'I can not get this game, the pieces all move like cats.'

Stephen Harper Soliliquizes

CONGRESS, 'It was a really tight race this time -- I had to use some of my campaign contributions for CAMPAIGNING!'

"It's a 12 inch chess board - the game's a foot."

"We've stared at the election map for so long it's become a Magic Eye poster."

'Do you still wonder how Kevin got his promotion to VP?!'

Euro Bait

Last Brexit meeting - Ursula and Boris

Ah Democracy - Just Like Home