Political Chessmaster Pillows

"Hold Kaminsky's official dismissal note. Let's just send him a get lost card ans see what happens."

The president's men

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

"What was I thinking?!"

Israel/Palestine Conflict

'I went into that meeting with a hidden agenda and then forgot where I put it.'

Tariff Wars

"You moved two spaced and then one space to the side? Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, that sure sounds illegal."

The Greek Trampoline

'So, now we have ascertained who is responsible...'

'Steve says that he doesn't understand why the liberals are so glum! They already have a majority.'

'Yes, it's a stupid speech, Senator, but you've got to court the stupid VOTE.'

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

'That's correct Shaun. The government is comprised of 5 branches...the executive, legislative, judicial, lobbyist and media.'

'Staffers don't report we're managing decline. They report we met our targets and did out job!'

"Frankly, we’re concerned about your checkered past."

"Hold everything! I just thought up a terrific loophole!"

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

Prawn Amend

A gorilla plays chess with his keeper.

Desk sign: 'Brown-nose'.

Ah Democracy - Just Like Home

'I can not get this game, the pieces all move like cats.'

"We've stared at the election map for so long it's become a Magic Eye poster."

Euro Bait

'Do you still wonder how Kevin got his promotion to VP?!'

Last Brexit meeting - Ursula and Boris

"It's a 12 inch chess board - the game's a foot."

"As your attorney, I advise you to assign blame, question motives, attack the media, THEN send your steak back to the kitchen."

CONGRESS, 'It was a really tight race this time -- I had to use some of my campaign contributions for CAMPAIGNING!'

Stephen Harper Soliliquizes