Political Advertiser Gifts

"Doing political ads would combine my love of writing with my gift for character assassination."

'My career goals? Writing political attack ads would combine my love of blogging and bullying.'

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

Director/Action Man toy.

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Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

Creative department

'But you know I don't have brand loyalty for anyone but you!'

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

"I know it's misspelled, but market research shows that cute sells."

Direct Marketing...

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

"Heads up! It's another tidal wave of overwrought critical hyperbole!"

'It's perfect, but can we see it in white?'

Tarzan has gone into advertising. He's king of the jingle now.

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

Infinity Tavern

Sale. To do this job you just need to follow the old adage and "dance like nobody's watching"!

'I would love to run for class president, but I'm concerned about the vetting process. I once faked sleep during nap time in pre-school.'

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

Berries, Roots, Tubers, Stems, Leaves.

The following is a paid political announcement.

"First, the disclaimer: I'm a doctor portraying an actor portraying a doctor."

"All it takes is a little marketing, Tia Carmen!"

"You can't lose pal. For a small fee, you make huge commissions every time you sell those babies."

Palin 2012

They get into debt so fast these days...

"What these product ideas lack is a little bite."

The Doorway to Ideas

Frank's bar & grill & jukebox & pool table & chairs & bathroom & mechanical bull & tables & karaoke machine & drinking fountain & lamps & fire extinguisher & doors & floors...

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

'Edible food! Eeeeedible food!'

Honesty in retail

Your Leaders Putting Words Into More Words

Actually, Mama was her third word. Buy Now were her first two.