Polish Perfectionist T-Shirts

'Goodness, have you been clawing your way to the top?'

'The meaning of communinication is the response we get'

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

Bullseye!

"Hmmm, this might just be not funny enough for The New Yorker."

"We only got up to three 'whys' and a 'what the hell'."

"We're developing a plan to fix this."

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

'Quick, press control Z!'

Three work boxes: 'IN...LIMBO...OUT': 'I think I've found your bottleneck.'

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

Perfection

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

'In an inexplicable attack of nerves, Elliot becomes the first person ever to screw up John Cage's 4'33'.

"Or should it be scrum or kanban???"

"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."

Sleeping on the Job

'I'm a narcissist? - Are you saying I'm not perfect?'

"You're welcome."

Santa's Out Tray.

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

Christmas Present Wrapping Service.

A tailor measuring a jacket.

"I can be perfect for only one hour a day."

"For tonight's performance I have stripped everything, as far as possible, down to the "urtext" edition."

'How's the ringtone coming along, Ludwig?'

Desk trays - 'Do it' and 'Do it right this time'.

"Quit moving"

The battle of the pianos.

"Now you can send it."

Wanting his picnic with Gwen to be perfect, Hal made sure they would not be bothered by ants.

Woman trying to straighten a picture of the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

'Apparently he only uses fugitive colours.'

Great Painting