Polish Perfectionist Mugs

'Goodness, have you been clawing your way to the top?'

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

Bullseye!

"Hmmm, this might just be not funny enough for The New Yorker."

"We only got up to three 'whys' and a 'what the hell'."

"We're developing a plan to fix this."

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

'Quick, press control Z!'

Three work boxes: 'IN...LIMBO...OUT': 'I think I've found your bottleneck.'

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

Perfection

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

'In an inexplicable attack of nerves, Elliot becomes the first person ever to screw up John Cage's 4'33'.

"Or should it be scrum or kanban???"

'I'm a narcissist? - Are you saying I'm not perfect?'

"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."

"You're welcome."

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

Christmas Present Wrapping Service.

Sleeping on the Job

A tailor measuring a jacket.

"I can be perfect for only one hour a day."

"Quit moving"

"For tonight's performance I have stripped everything, as far as possible, down to the "urtext" edition."

'How's the ringtone coming along, Ludwig?'

The battle of the pianos.

Desk trays - 'Do it' and 'Do it right this time'.

"Now you can send it."

Woman trying to straighten a picture of the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

Great Painting

'My holiday season: A rich tradition of belated giving and premature babbling.'

The Scream Painting