Policy Adaptation Pillows

'At Tesmer holdings, we don't break the rules! We change them!'

The Jeopardy of Progress

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

Schengen

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

Hate Platforms

"Welcome to the future"

"So we are agreed then, most of the targets we've set staff are completely unreasonable and we should just scrap them."

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

The economy.

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

E.U. Banking Union.

"Wake up Thomas, it's not 2020. There's no Zoom camera to turn off to hide yourself."

"Lenny?" "Darrell?"

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'

Ruth Bader Ginsburg - Forever Supreme

US v.s. Tech Giants

'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'

We need a Europe of U-turns.

World Economic Crisis.

It's a new government directive requiring us to be 58% more cheerful within 18 months.

America's Funniest Interest Rate Hikes

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

"Is there any way I could get a dashboard instead of a report card?"

Moses holds up new federal regulation guidelines.

'The government's right. Not counting, food, clothing, energy, shelter, health care, or transportation, inflation is hardly going up.'

Think Tank