Policy Adaptation Gifts

'At Tesmer holdings, we don't break the rules! We change them!'

The Jeopardy of Progress

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

Schengen

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

"Welcome to the future"

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

Hate Platforms

"So we are agreed then, most of the targets we've set staff are completely unreasonable and we should just scrap them."

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

The economy.

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

E.U. Banking Union.

"Wake up Thomas, it's not 2020. There's no Zoom camera to turn off to hide yourself."

Ruth Bader Ginsburg - Forever Supreme

'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'

'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

US v.s. Tech Giants

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

G7 Tax Multinational Companies

"Lenny?" "Darrell?"

We need a Europe of U-turns.

It's a new government directive requiring us to be 58% more cheerful within 18 months.

World Economic Crisis.

America's Funniest Interest Rate Hikes

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

Moses holds up new federal regulation guidelines.

"Is there any way I could get a dashboard instead of a report card?"

'The government's right. Not counting, food, clothing, energy, shelter, health care, or transportation, inflation is hardly going up.'