Policy Change Pillows

Air Bill

"The budget's been cut again. We need a No school left behind act!"

The Jeopardy of Progress

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

Schengen

"Good boy."

"Welcome to the future"

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

Hate Platforms

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"So we are agreed then, most of the targets we've set staff are completely unreasonable and we should just scrap them."

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

E.U. Banking Union.

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

Trump leaving

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'

Ruth Bader Ginsburg - Forever Supreme

US v.s. Tech Giants

'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'

We need a Europe of U-turns.

World Economic Crisis.

It's a new government directive requiring us to be 58% more cheerful within 18 months.

America's Funniest Interest Rate Hikes

'At Tesmer holdings, we don't break the rules! We change them!'

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

Moses holds up new federal regulation guidelines.

'The government's right. Not counting, food, clothing, energy, shelter, health care, or transportation, inflation is hardly going up.'