Policing Pundits Pillows

"I see the cuts are starting to bite."

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

A man peddles U.S. flags on the sidewalk, next to a man peddling copies of the U.S. constitution

Skeptic Tank.

"A Bill of Rights? - Don't you TRUST me?"

National Living Wage from April 1st.

'Bedtime stories at the Browns'.'

'Don't worry! Since 28% of my salary goes to the government, I've decided to work 72% of the time!'

How Trickle Down Economics Work

'What if we televise government budget hearings and make them pay-per-view?'

"Wear a wire? Oh, no, all of our police informants have gone wireless."

We can safely tell the Grand Jury your campaign money isn't soft, it's al dente.

New Year 2020

"I'm not concerned about us as long as there is nothing in the stimulus package for cats."

World Health Organization

Cat holds sign that says 'come over here', dog holds a sign that says 'how?'

Today's sermon: 'Do sin taxes violate the seperation of church & state?'

"What do you mean, we don't have an 'exit strategy'?!"

'The trouble is not with your set -- the station just got hit with a new batch of politically correct Federal regulations.'

Voter Suppression

"That reminds me of the time Hamlet and I – did I mention I knew Hamlet? – Hamlet and I..."

Arcarde Patrol

"There's more to basketball than winning. There's also telling China to back off in Hong Kong."

"So we're agreed then - there's no need to make any changes to our equal opportunities employment policies."

Coronation Civil Rights

'What the hell good are new federal regulations if they don't have teeth?'

'Sharks have to keep moving to survive, you say?', 'Yep - They're nature's politicians.'

'What's that? None of our creditors will lend us money? Then call Google ... ask them!!

Before the Fall

"It looks suspicious to me. Next thing we know, he'll claim the U.S. is part of Russia."

'I'm beginning to think that you're WILLFULLY apathetic!'

"Next time the killer comes on your radio do not say 'COPY THAT'."

America eager for war

Bureau of alcohol, tobacco, firearms and other neat stuff.