Policing Pundit T-Shirts

Gift a policing pundit a t-shirt that speaks their language! Fun, witty, and stylish, our tees celebrate law enforcement with a humorous edge that’s perfect for casual days.

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Slammer on the Spot

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'Hello, emergency services?... Quick, send the PCSOs. There's been a trivial crime!'

'Hello, emergency services?... Quick, send the PCSOs. There's been a trivial crime!' mockup

'Hello, emergency services?... Quick, send the PCSOs. There's been a trivial crime!'

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"So what kind of mood is he in?"

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"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle." mockup

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

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Hate Platforms

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In the Guru District

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'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?' mockup

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

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'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.' mockup

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

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"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract." mockup

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

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CEO du Jour

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Difference of Opinion

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"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights"

"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights" mockup

"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights"

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'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!' mockup

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

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'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.' mockup

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

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"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job." mockup

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

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Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes' mockup

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

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Where does it all end up?

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"Mom, I'm bored. Do you know something I can get hysterical and panicky about?"

"Mom, I'm bored. Do you know something I can get hysterical and panicky about?" mockup

"Mom, I'm bored. Do you know something I can get hysterical and panicky about?"

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"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know." mockup

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

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"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..." mockup

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

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'I'm sorry. It looks like your insurance company doesn't cover pre-existing life.'

'I'm sorry. It looks like your insurance company doesn't cover pre-existing life.' mockup

'I'm sorry. It looks like your insurance company doesn't cover pre-existing life.'

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"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!" mockup

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

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"Nous somme desir-eh, go, er, allez, erm, universitaire français, s'il vous plait."

"Nous somme desir-eh, go, er, allez, erm, universitaire français, s'il vous plait." mockup

"Nous somme desir-eh, go, er, allez, erm, universitaire français, s'il vous plait."

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'I'm afraid the cuts are beginning to bite!'

'I'm afraid the cuts are beginning to bite!' mockup

'I'm afraid the cuts are beginning to bite!'

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First you're a law student, then you're a lawyer, then you're a judge, then you're a politician, then you're a criminal.

First you're a law student, then you're a lawyer, then you're a judge, then you're a politician, then you're a criminal. mockup

First you're a law student, then you're a lawyer, then you're a judge, then you're a politician, then you're a criminal.

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Obama Healthcare.

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"As I see it, 'Crazy politics' - like not voting on a supreme court nominee - is better than a complete government shutdown."

"As I see it, 'Crazy politics' - like not voting on a supreme court nominee - is better than a complete government shutdown." mockup

"As I see it, 'Crazy politics' - like not voting on a supreme court nominee - is better than a complete government shutdown."

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New company policy...next time you miss a meeting I need a note from a doctor or a subpoena from a judge.

New company policy...next time you miss a meeting I need a note from a doctor or a subpoena from a judge. mockup

New company policy...next time you miss a meeting I need a note from a doctor or a subpoena from a judge.

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'I'll give your note to my parents but our family policy is to never negotiate with terrorists.'

'I'll give your note to my parents but our family policy is to never negotiate with terrorists.' mockup

'I'll give your note to my parents but our family policy is to never negotiate with terrorists.'

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'It's cheaper than gas.'

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"Still Undecided Political Blocs" mockup

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

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"Our government is proud announce a whopping 1% GDP growth at the small cost of climate change nearly wiping our indigenous tribes out."

"Our government is proud announce a whopping 1% GDP growth at the small cost of climate change nearly wiping our indigenous tribes out." mockup

"Our government is proud announce a whopping 1% GDP growth at the small cost of climate change nearly wiping our indigenous tribes out."

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Display of political memoirs books categorized as: 'Non-fiction,' 'Fiction,' and 'Pure Fantasy'.

Display of political memoirs books categorized as: 'Non-fiction,' 'Fiction,' and 'Pure Fantasy'. mockup

Display of political memoirs books categorized as: 'Non-fiction,' 'Fiction,' and 'Pure Fantasy'.

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CONGRESS, 'No, no, you don't HAVE to fool all of the people all of the time - you just need to CONFUSE them!'

CONGRESS, 'No, no, you don't HAVE to fool all of the people all of the time - you just need to CONFUSE them!' mockup

CONGRESS, 'No, no, you don't HAVE to fool all of the people all of the time - you just need to CONFUSE them!'

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Policing Pundit T-Shirts Collection

Policing Pundit Mugs

Discover a range of policing pundit mugs that combine humor and insight. Perfect for adding personality to any coffee or tea moment.

Policing Pundit Pillows

Add a humorous touch to any room with our policing-themed pillows. Comfortable and clever, they make decorating easy and fun.

Policing Pundit Prints

Find eye-catching prints that celebrate policing expertise. Perfect for offices, home decor, or gifting to law enforcement fans.