Policeman's Ball Pillows

Police taking pizzas from crashed pizza delivery bike.

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

The Elliot Ness monster.

"Well there's no way I'm going to say 'whom'!"

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

'So, in room 1 we sweat them. 2 is for grilling, 3 is for roasting. We leave them to simmer in room 4...'

'He spoke his first words today Serge - 'ello. . . ello. . . ello'!'

"My pawprints? Nah, I wore gloves. They matched my noseprints on the window."

Mou...Man trap!

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

"Didn't anyone tell you it was a masked ball?

"Were you using your mobile?" "How could I possibly? I've had my hands full eating and smoking!"

"When I said dig up everything on the former owners, I meant at the library."

Policeman giving paramedics a fine.

'I'm a guard dog too.'

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

'Dr. McWit, I'm going to have to cite you for violating the laws of gravity.'

Bank Robbery Statistics

Fortunes. Tarot. Palms. You punched the fortune teller just because he was smiling? I always wanted to strike a happy medium.

'Vice squad - you're busted.'

"Let me through... I’m an armchair detective!"

'I think we both know that's a decoy.'

'I'm sorry, you just missed him. Call back in from 5 to 10 years.'

A spy peering round the corner.

This Saturday 10:30 Confessions of a Window Cleaner, Doctor, Nurse, Policeman, Shop Worker, Lollipop Lady, Butcher, Baker, Housewife, Schoolboy...

"Six fact checkers spontaneously combusting in one election cycle? Yeah, I am starting to see a pattern, Higgins."

"I'm not loitering officer, I 'm waiting for the next renaissance!"

Netsukes of New York.

Billy strip: losing dad in a supermarket.

'How about this for the masked ball?'

'What's wrong with you?'

"TV violence made him do it. Says he'll name shows if we drop the charges."

'How do you expect me to concentrate when you're reading me my rights?'