Policeman's Ball Mugs

Police taking pizzas from crashed pizza delivery bike.

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

The Elliot Ness monster.

"Well there's no way I'm going to say 'whom'!"

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

Mou...Man trap!

"My pawprints? Nah, I wore gloves. They matched my noseprints on the window."

'So, in room 1 we sweat them. 2 is for grilling, 3 is for roasting. We leave them to simmer in room 4...'

'He spoke his first words today Serge - 'ello. . . ello. . . ello'!'

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

"Didn't anyone tell you it was a masked ball?

"Were you using your mobile?" "How could I possibly? I've had my hands full eating and smoking!"

"When I said dig up everything on the former owners, I meant at the library."

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

'I'm a guard dog too.'

Policeman giving paramedics a fine.

'Dr. McWit, I'm going to have to cite you for violating the laws of gravity.'

'I think we both know that's a decoy.'

"Six fact checkers spontaneously combusting in one election cycle? Yeah, I am starting to see a pattern, Higgins."

Billy strip: losing dad in a supermarket.

"I'm not loitering officer, I 'm waiting for the next renaissance!"

'Vice squad - you're busted.'

This Saturday 10:30 Confessions of a Window Cleaner, Doctor, Nurse, Policeman, Shop Worker, Lollipop Lady, Butcher, Baker, Housewife, Schoolboy...

'I'm sorry, you just missed him. Call back in from 5 to 10 years.'

A spy peering round the corner.

Netsukes of New York.

"Let me through... I’m an armchair detective!"

Bank Robbery Statistics

'How about this for the masked ball?'

"TV violence made him do it. Says he'll name shows if we drop the charges."

'How do you expect me to concentrate when you're reading me my rights?'

'You can't arrest me -- I gave my power of attorney to another guy!'