Police Car Fanatics Pillows

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

'He spoke his first words today Serge - 'ello. . . ello. . . ello'!'

Roads with a view.

'I don't think you can claim for this as a substitute car ...'

Dog wiping windscreen with tail

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

Talking car "Are we there yet?"

Pump up a tire/Pump up a jam

'I'm in the not-so-serious crime squad, actually'

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

Old woman knocks down man because she didn't have enough gas to go around him.

Chicken Road Crossing

"Me? A retired canine officer. They let me go when they found out I couldn't smell fear any more."

Self driving car containing a baby elephant

'In retrospect naming the business after me probably wasn't a good idea,'

Cars at the drive in.

Driver test: Clown's big feet create challenge

'It's time for us to end this drought! You wash the cars and I'll go to the hairdresser.'

It started with a giggling sound in the suspension, then a noise in the ventilator, and then...

A dog drives a car while a man has two broken arms.

Arcarde Patrol

What's that? A car phone. All I need now is a car.

'Yes, there has been a merger... but not the one I'd hoped for.'

'My anger counselor wants to talk to your anger counselor.'

'Any chance of making this a 'catch and release', officer?'

"Is it me, or does the old man still look angry at us for denting his Cadillac?"

Street trader tricking police.

F1 drivers saluting a checkered flag

'Pretty much every case up here is a cold case.'

Fred developed a hybrid-hybrid bio-diesel car.

'There are 12 in my family. Do you have anything smaller?'

"It'h thnowing. . .me no like thnow in thpring. . . "