Police Accountability Advocate Pillows

"When it comes to medical malpractice, most lawyers only go for the money... ...I go for the doctor's head."

Under new blame.

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

Working in a blame culture?

'Staffers don't report we're managing decline. They report we met our targets and did out job!'

Redacted Funnies: "Finally, the President blurted out what the country knew all along. . . . . . "

"No word from the company – but, it's clear that this is a major spill."

"Perfect! Since our company's motto is 'transparency,' make the contract's fine print light gray against white."

Wholesale market in Cuba

'...and as a consequence, you lot all redundant. I'm not making it up.'

"We used to do business more transparently, but it was too disturbing."

The Farewell Speech Eisenhower Should Have Made...

"You don't need pronouns in your presentation. That's what finger-pointing is for."

Report

"Bugger, some whistleblower has blabbed about how much we spent to stop whistleblowers blabbing about..."

Closing Laugh Ministry of Info

Wait Brian! You forgot the little Airbus chapter!

"Full disclosure. . . we're not disclosing anything."

Owning your mistakes at work shows that you hold yourself accountable, and builds trust and credibility.

Weapens of Mass Redaction

Jobless Recovery

'Management can't avoid responsibility for poor patient care...I want to tender my resignation!'

'It's not our fault.'

'The new business plan is the same as the old business plan except that, due to layoffs, we have less scapegoats to blame in case of failure.'

"Why do you call it a thyroid problem when it's been giving me an excuse for the 20 pounds I gained this year?"

"If we go next door there's a 'bobby on the beat'."

United States Senate Ethics Committee - All members being investigated.

Nassar is caught while MSU officials remain.

'Stick to your diet or our talking scale will rat you out!'

"Well, I should probably go—work's really starting to pile up."