Police Accountability Advocate Mugs

Cuz I Was Scared

Good Enough

Under new blame.

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

"When it comes to medical malpractice, most lawyers only go for the money... ...I go for the doctor's head."

Working in a blame culture?

'Staffers don't report we're managing decline. They report we met our targets and did out job!'

Redacted Funnies: "Finally, the President blurted out what the country knew all along. . . . . . "

Johnson and Johnson will pay 572 million for Opioids

"No word from the company – but, it's clear that this is a major spill."

"Perfect! Since our company's motto is 'transparency,' make the contract's fine print light gray against white."

The Farewell Speech Eisenhower Should Have Made...

"We used to do business more transparently, but it was too disturbing."

'...and as a consequence, you lot all redundant. I'm not making it up.'

Wholesale market in Cuba

Cops' Right to Beat You in Private Shall Not Be Infringed

Investigating Yourself

'Nothing like fear tactics to deter future leakers!'

"Bugger, some whistleblower has blabbed about how much we spent to stop whistleblowers blabbing about..."

"You don't need pronouns in your presentation. That's what finger-pointing is for."

Closing Laugh Ministry of Info

Wait Brian! You forgot the little Airbus chapter!

Report

"Full disclosure. . . we're not disclosing anything."

Owning your mistakes at work shows that you hold yourself accountable, and builds trust and credibility.

Weapens of Mass Redaction

'The new business plan is the same as the old business plan except that, due to layoffs, we have less scapegoats to blame in case of failure.'

'It's not our fault.'

Civilian Oversight

'Management can't avoid responsibility for poor patient care...I want to tender my resignation!'

Jobless Recovery

"Why do you call it a thyroid problem when it's been giving me an excuse for the 20 pounds I gained this year?"

"If we go next door there's a 'bobby on the beat'."

United States Senate Ethics Committee - All members being investigated.

"Well, I should probably go—work's really starting to pile up."