Polar Protectionist Pillows

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"I think we have run out of time..."

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

"Tariffs"

"These latest surveys are very reassuring."

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

Polar Bear at the Ice Machine

'I use these ice cubes to make minor home repairs.'

Hope...

"We used to be cooler."

"Nobody told me it was formal."

Man cold-calling on phone from igloo

Polar Bear arrives at house

'These casual Fridays are killing me.'

'I hear the Met office is predicting further Arctic weather conditions.'

"Jd Vance wants to visit"

Antarctic Krill Extinction?

Sick polar bear humour...

'So... is the sea rising or is the ice melting?'

Solo North pole expedition - 'Bugger!'

Global warming.

'Yes, yes, yes, oh yes, yes, yes!'

Remote control that is remote - in the wilderness

Cutting round an igloo...

'California: Here I come!'

"Damn! - Someone's beaten me to it..!"

'As an environmentalist, I help endangered species to survive!'

"Together, you could say we're bi-polar!"

'Could you cut down the CO2? The ice is getting a bit thin.'

'He says we helped destroy his habitat through global warming, so now he's going to live with us.'

"No doubt about it, this appears to be the South Pole!"

Scott finds Amundsen got to Pole first and cries